What makes this even better is that Coworker III didn’t know about the Chewbacca defense, so he thought I made up the whole thing.

—–Original Message—–
From: Coworker III
Sent: Tuesday, October 09, 2007 8:03 AM
To: Me
Subject: Re: POP lock removal in Cyrus

what

the

fuck

On Oct 9, 2007, at 8:01 AM, I wrote:

> Macgyver had a mullet. He wore that mullet from 1985 all the way to
> 1992. His mullet gave him superpowers, being able to knock out any
> living being with 1 punch, albeit he always had to shake his fist out
> after his mighty blow.
>
> What what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Absolutely
> nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It
> does not make sense! Look at me. I’m a ITX consultant defending a major
> mail protocol, and I’m talkin’ about Macgyver! Does that make sense?
> Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes
> sense! And so you have to remember, when you’re in that jury room
> deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make
> sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make
> sense! If Macgyver has a mullet, you must acquit! The defense rests.
>
> I blame it on the lack of coffee in the morning. That and I was
> watching Macgyver Season 3 episodes 3-5 last night.
>
> ME
>
>
> —–Original Message—–
> From: Coworker II
> Sent: Monday, October 08, 2007 3:45 PM
To: People
> Subject: Re: POP lock removal in Cyrus
>
> Coworker III wrote:
>> I don’t see a pressing need for POP lock removal. The users I talk to
>> generally can be led to understand the undesirability of, and need to
>> shut down, dueling POP client apps.
>>
>
> Man you ruined my thread for bashing POP, by being reasonable.
>
> RFC 918 defining POP came out in 1984.
>
> I can think of many things that are best left back in 1984.
> Mullets, pre-ripped jeans, that dusty Wham! tape.
> Items that should be in a box in the attic.
>
>