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A Chinese Man and a Jew walk into a bar… » OMGIMAGeek

A Chinese Man and a Jew walk into a bar…

February 7th, 2007 by geek Leave a reply »

Ow.

This is a real conversation that a friend and I had.

Me
8:57
any v day plans?

Him
8:57
call her

Me
8:57
flowers delivered to her door…that kind of thing?

Him
8:57
no sending a v-day/birthday present
but no flowers

Me
8:58
know anyone in (city)?

Him
8:59
yeah I have a friend there

Me
8:59
you could always call them up and be like do me a favor and drop off roses or candy or something like that
meh.
way cheaper than like a flower service that charges 100 bucks for a doz roses.

Him
9:00
yeah I know but he’s got his own gf to worry about
and if he did something for me he’d have to do at least that much for her

Me
9:00
haha
she doesn’t have to find out

Him
9:01
she would (girl 1) and (girl 2) talk

Me
9:01
2 for 1 deal
buy 1doz.
each girl gets 6
have him go to a nice florist.. have them wrap em up nice.
problem solved.
<-chinese

Him
9:01
haah good point
hey i’m jewish

Me
9:03
Haha. i’m posting this on my blog.

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