I’m pretty sure my lunch was drugged as I’ve got a woozy, almost drunken feeling about me. I also have a feeling druggings haven’t stopped:
Me:
and I think there’s too much sugar in this coffee
1:05
maybe it’s to cover up the second dose of date rape drugs, I’m feeling less loopy now from the chinese food
Friend:
1:06
are they revolting because the mug is too crowded?
1:06
that happens when i play civilization
Me:
1:06
lol
Friend:
1:06
“Sire! A herald from the Glucosians would like to speak to you.”
Me:
1:09
lol
1:09
do I get to yell “This is PERUVIAN BLEND!” and kick him into a hole?
Friend:
1:10
lol
1:10
they do that to me whenever i go to starbucks and ask for a milkshake
1:11
it was so much easier before they installed the bottomless pits
1:11
and adopted the creed of ancient sparta
Me:
1:14
well, it is a rather ruthless business. I mean, once the privately owned coffee shops of the world were united under the great conqueror, Stephen, they tried to march on the territory of the Starbucks, asking only for an offering of cream and sugar to show their tribute…
1:14
after that, things just got out of hand and the customers started bearing all of the costs
Friend:
1:14
it’s those heavily armored baristas
Moral:
“Baristas are none to be trifled with!” either that or “Don’t order food/beverages from shoppes that have large pits in front of the counter.”
